New York is still a riot. I think I'm just about getting the hang of living here and it's getting close to home time. I think I might actually be a bit sad to leave. I'm moving back to Wburg for November which is great news. I love that place. Check out this craigslist posting I found whilst room searching, I thought I'd seen it all.
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Date: 2008-10-26, 4:38AM EDT
Furnished bedroom available in spacious 2 1/2 bedroom apartment. Doorman, high floor, city and sunset views, sunny, etc. Washer, dryer and dishwasher in the apartment. The apartment has good heat, is quiet for sleeping, has good air-conditioning, high speed internet and a spare computer for the roommate's use. It's an elevator building and there is a health club in the building. The room is about 200 sq. ft., has a double bed, dresser, desk, walk in closet and a window with a nice view. I'm looking for a female roommate who will occasionally not wear clothes when I ask in exchange for free rent. No sex whatsoever required. Otherwise the rent is $775/month, everything included.
Amazing!! I want to know how long the periods of nakedness would have to last for? I mean half a minute would kind of be ok, he does have 'good heat' and all.. but he might have meant 5 solid hours with the AC on. He should have really been a bit more specific. I might get in touch.
A couple of things I'm currently obsessed with are GHOST BIKES... www.ghostbikes.org after seeing one in Greenpoint and also this song by Herman Dune
It's amazing. Anyway, here's a rough drawing..
Yes, yes, I'm a twee piece of shit.